So you probably know Sol. If you really know him, perhaps you were at his 30th birthday last year, wherein he married 30 brides, accompanied by the legendary Brass Menazeri!. If you really know him, perhaps you married him.
Anyway this year he ain’t marrying anyone, if we have anything to do with it. He’ll be too drunk & dancey to say anything resembling “I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do I do.”
Ha. Meddling kids unite!